Saturday, May 18, 2013

# 7 of Top 10 Most Embarrassing Life Moments

# 7 Me and Marilyn 
 
   You know that iconic photo of Marilyn Monroe standing on an air vent; her skirt up around her waist? Keep that image in mind.
 
   Some years ago I served a mission for my church to Missouri.  My favorite dress had a shirtwaist front, a belt to show off my slender middle, and a wide flowing skirt. When my companion (another female missionary with whom I lived and worked), and I were asked to attend a special conference, I wore that dress.
 
   During a break in the meetings I decided to take a walk outside the church to get some fresh air. A lovely breeze was blowing. It was nice and cool; I took a deep breath. And then IT happened. I had just turned the corner of the building when that breeze turned into a full-blown tornado. Okay, maybe I exaggerate a bit. It wasn't really a tornado; let's call it a stiff wind.
 
   Coming toward me were two young men, also missionaries.  As I lifted my hand in greeting, the wind caught my skirt and lifted, not flirtingly like Marilyn's skirt, but straight up and over my head! By the time I fought my way out of the cotton, I was faced by two pale faced 19 yr old boys who didn't know if they should laugh, run or offer assistance.


6 comments:

  1. These are so funny

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  2. I'm trying again Jami... These moments are WONDERFUL! I remember the cabin one fondly ;)

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  3. Okay, trying again... as I told you I'm having a hard time postings, but I think I've got it ;) Thanks for sharing your life moments with us, even the most embarrassing... And I distinctly remember the Swamp Monster stench ;)

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  4. Ooooh, Swamp Monster, that's what I should have titled # 8.
    Thanks for the comments!

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  5. Yeah... If I remember right there is a Scrapbook page with that title and the picture ;)

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    1. Yay! E-mail it to me, will you? I'll post it on here.
      You are a scrapbooking marvel!

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